May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real script kiddie please stand up
I repeat, will the real script kiddie please stand up
We re gonna have a security problem here
Y all act like you ve never seen a real hacker before
Jaws all on the floor, like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her a** worse than before
They first get divorced, throwin her over furniture
It s the return of the...Oh, wait, no way, you re kidding
He didn t just say what I think he did, did he
And Bill Gates said...Nothing, you idiots
Bill Gates is dead, he s locked in my basement
Feminist women love Hackers
Jigga-jigga-jigga, script kiddies, I m sick of them, look at them
Hackin around grabbin you-know-what
Getting to you-know-who (Yeah, but they so cute though)
Yeah, I probably got a couple of security holes up in my machine
But no worse than what s goin on in your parent s machine
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can t, but it s cool for Larry King to hump a dead moose
My hands are on your computer, my lips are on your computer
And if I m lucky you might just give it a little hack
And that s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know who a real hacker is
Of course they re gonna know who a real hacker is by the time they hit 4th grade
They got the Hackers Movie, don t they
We ain t nothin but billies
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead hackers and crackers
Then there s no reason that a hacker and another hacker can t elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got Winblowz
Women wave your passwordz, cat the shadow file, and it goes
I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, Please stand up
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Bill Gates don t gotta cuss in his craps to sell winblowz
Well he do, so f*** him and f*** you too
You think I give a damn about a Hacker-Grammy
Half of you critics can t even stomach me, let alone stand me
(But Kid, what if you win, wouldn t it be weird)
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Kevin Mitnick
S***, DiGiT better switch me chairs
So I could sit next to rain forest puppy and shok
And hear em argue over whom he gave head to first
Little b**** put me on blast on Hack-TV
(Yeah, he s cute, but I think he s married to Jim, hee-hee)
I should download her exploits on HDD
And show the whole world how you got in mp3(.com)
I m sick of you little girl and boy haxor groups, all you do is deface
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there s a million of us just like me, who cuss like me
Who just don t give a f*** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and hack like me
It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddies please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
I m like a headtrip to listen to cause I m only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your irc room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya ll
And I don t gotta be a hacker or a cracker at all
I just get on the hda1 and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just hack better than 90% of you hackers out can
Then you wonder how can kids hack these army(.mil) machines
It s funny cause at the rate I m goin when I m 30
I ll be the only script kiddie in the nursin home flirty
Pinchin nurses a**es when I m j***in off with Jergens and I m jerkin
But this whole bag of visa cards isn t workin
In every single person is a script kiddie lurkin
He could be workin at Microsoft adding backdoors to winblowz
Or in the parking jumpin , screamin I owned the world
With his windows down and system up
So will the script kiddie, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
Then be proud to be outta the jail and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go
I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the script kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddies are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I m script kiddie
Yes, I m the real kiddie
All you other script kiddie are just imitating
So won t the real script kiddie please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Ha-ha
Guess there s a script kiddie in all of us
Let s all stand up
